Buying pet food online with Kohepets

Brover . Marshall . Ted

One of the most frequently asked questions that I get from people visiting my house is how my dog and cats can actually live in harmony. I wouldn't exactly say it's in harmony since Brover bullies Ted quite a bit while Marshall avoids Brover at all costs. Ted and Marshall have a longest running love-hate relationship where they hug and sleep together for a moment and fight in the next.

Truth is it's not that hard. It's probably a myth that dogs will always hate cats. That being said,  that might be some truth to it because of differences in living habits and playing style but one thing that brings them all together has to be food.

It's not easy to handle these 3 little ones especially after having little Seth. Lucky for us we have my helper who will give us a hand in everything and of course Kohepets! 

Kohepets is an online pet supplies store that specialises in premium pet brands, such as Addiction, Wellness, Merrick and K9 Natural. They have one of the widest product ranges available online. With over 6,000 products, I'm sure you can find anything you like and best part? SENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP! They even offer free shipping if your purchase is over $60 which is very easily achievable if you are getting big packs of food for your furkids.

They even have a section where you can get free sample before buying so you will know if your pets really like the product before buying! 

And if you a new pet owners you can also find loads of tips on their blog too! 

Anyway, enough of me talking. Go check them out! 

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Dog Sitting!

So my neighbour got busy and left their dog with me again.  The family is okay with her... Until..... feeding time.

Cats: Let's go for her food.
Dog: Oh dinner. But I'm not exactly hungry.

Dog: I think I will just walk away and come back later since I am not hungry. 

Quite a bad mistake to leave your food alone with Ted around. 

Dog: Oh, No No! That's my food! 

So the dog learnt her lesson and start to have her dinner.

Cat: I hope this bitch can't finish and leave some for me.

Damn it! She really finish everything!!! Why is it empty!

These kids are really funny to watch. haha. I really wonder how they communicate. haha.

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Adult Toys at CherryAffairs Singapore – FleshLight Review

*Disclaimer: Mild NSFW Images included. Do not read this in office.

Masturbating Man. That was how I was credited in the Singapore Funniest Sex Comedy where I was “seen” masturbating on the big screen. (Not literally on the screen).

Don't forget to catch the show!

So many people were asking questions like “is it embarrassing?” “Is it weird?”

I mean I get it if the question were directed because the fact that I was doing myself on the big screen but if the question was more like “so now everyone knows you masturbate?” and now that is very weird to me.

Based on a survey done by smithankyou.com recently, results shows that both men and women who masturbate enjoys sex more than those who doesn’t. It ain’t just about being “lonely” or “desperate” but it is about exploring your body and self loving. And we all know the health benefit which I will not go through again.

The truth about life.

Masturbator or Liar?

Anyway, that being said it can get very boring if Leftina and Rightgina is all you use to love yourself. Some people might be too embarrassed to step into adult toyshop and today “Masturbating Man” (Trademark pending for new superhero) is here to save the day!

Introducing Online Adult Toyshop where nobody will know who you are!  CherryAffairs.com!

Cherry Affairs

CherryAffairs dot com is not just easy to use but it also carries a very wide range of products from different brands!

I know you probably cunt wait and wish to go shop there yourself but hold your horses. The best has yet to cum! Check out “Cash on delivery” shipping in Singapore! That means your item will not even appear on your credit card if you are the shy type.

Don't be shy, click it.

Review of Flesh Light – Asa Akira

So last week, I posted a picture of Ted holding a mysterious toy. Did you managed to guess what it was?

Ted and FleshLight got me many Likes.

I am sure many man have once imagine or fantasize about doing it with your favourite porn star and Fleshlight is here to fulfill your fantasy. This is the solution because we know it is almost impossible for us to get a porn star just like that. Unless you follow the playbook by my bro, Barney Stinson. But that’s another story.

I am sure many of you have seen this but not too sure “how it works”. So I am gonna answer some of your questions below.

The legendary "mushroom" or abalone. *cough*

How Does It Feel?

I wouldn’t say it feels like a real thing but I will say it is the closest it can be.

How To Clean It ?

Basically you just have to open and take it out. It can be break into 4 pieces. Top cap, bottom cap, bottle itself and the inner piece. You just have to wash it clean.

P.S. Edited. Don't forget to buy the water lube as well as powder to keep it clean and dry after use.

What If I Cum Inside?

Don’t worry, nobody is getting pregnant. You just have to wash it clean. As you can see from the picture above. There are actually two openings.

Does it feels better than your hands?

I am not too sure how you will like my hands but I guess it is different. It is like comparing hand job and real sex. Truth is you will take both right?

What if my dick is too big?

Erm… Sorry, mine not THAT big so I can’t answer you. But physics, because of the double opening, you can actually control the pull by adjusting the back cap. If you release it entirely, the pressure will be less and if you tighten the cap, the “sucktion” (literally) will be stronger.

Are there any other porn star’s fleshlight available?

Got ASA's Signature summore!!

Not just other porn stars but they also have 3 different series. Basically the lotus, swallow and forbidden. I don’t think I need to explain which is which right? Just check out CherryAffairs to find out more.

I thought you married? How come you need this?

I guess this is more for me than for the product but I will oblige. If you have to know, my wife does feels weird about it and same thing as a dildo and/or any other type of sex toys, it makes things more interesting in the bed room. It is the closest thing to a real 3some?

Is it worth the money?

Depends on how often you use it and how you value your money? It is just about the price of a bottle of alcohol but this product is going to be yours for very long. 

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So other than the FleshLight, CherryAffairs has a wide range of adult novelty toys. Be sure to check it out!

TL;DR Version

Product: Adult Toys

Where: CherryAffairs.com

Facebook: CherryAffairs (Don't forget to follow them for sexy updates!)

DiscountCode: SexySmith – 10% off

Mr.Smith, mai tu liao lah. Go get some sexy times!

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Both My Cats Went Missing!!

PLEASE HELP!!!

More Details:

Cat in Red Collar:

Name: Ted (He responds to food)
Tail: Long
Size: Fat
Others: Ginger with White socks on all 4 paws. Sterilised with no tip ears.
Name on Tag: Awesome. With my contact (Smith) details behind.

Cat in Blue Collar

Name: Marshall (He responds to his name)
Tail: Bob, very short
Size: Very small triangle face
Others: Has scar tissue on 1 eye. Sterilised with 1 ear tipped.
Name on Tag: Legend. With my wife's contact (Chris) details behind.

Seriously worried because they haven't stay at my mum's place for almost 2 years. Relocated them because we are getting married and using our current place for the ceremony. Seriously not funny when you are planning a wedding in 2 days time and BOTH your cats went missing. please please please help me!

XOXO!

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Shooting my pets - Ted, Marshall and Brover.

I would have said that photography is one of my hobbies many moons ago if people were to ask me about my hobbies but it didn't happen because DSLR got so popular and everyone became a "photographer", camera got too expensive to buy, too big to bring out all the time and too technical for my non-technical mind.

Then again, thank God for Instagram and I could live my hobby again for snapping nonsense.

I've never had a decent camera until a few hours ago when I get a second hand camera off Claudia, my same birth date friend and also my Kampong Punggol kaki. 

What else should I start shooting other than my pets! 

I hope I can be hard working and keep using the camera and not become another white Elephant.

And if you are also lazy like me but still want your pets' nice pictures taken, check out Furry Photos!

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Fancy Feast® Mornings Breakfast set Give Away!

Meow! - Guest Post by Ted The Awesome Cat.

Although I have a Twitter account as well as a blog, I don't usually write because you know, I am a cat. And I just eat, sleep and be awesome.

You know what they say about breakfast being the most important meal of the day?

Introducing:

yum yum. I love my food and I love it nice and I'm sharing with all you kitty friends out there. And oh, it's not going to cost you an arm or a tail.

The Giveaway

To have a nice breakfast and look pretty like me, all you have to do is follow the few simple steps below:

1) Like https://www.facebook.com/PetsPlacePurina
2) Follow me on Instagram @Smithankyou 
3) Upload a picture of your cat(s) on your own Instagram and Tag @Smithankyou 
4) Keep your fingers crossed and pray to be one of the 20 lucky winners!

Winner will be announced on America Independence Day (Friday, 4th Jul) at 1200hrs (That is 12pm aka lunch time). So what are you waiting for?? MEOWWW! 

- Contest is open for readers staying in Singapore Only.

Mr. Ted, "Now here's some food for your pussies!" 

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