My Favourite Online Shopping Site

So I was discussing with some friends about going overseas and what kinda trips is your dream trip. If you asked me this question few years back I would probably tell you I love shopping trips over site seeing or beach holidays. Not exactly because I got into this beach life style but it is simply because shopping online has became so easy and you can almost get and everything online while at the comfort of your underwear!

Shopping in underwear can be a lot less weird if you are doing it at home and in front of your computer actually.  (pictures from google search)

Before you all think this post is a sponsored post by multiple brands I am telling you it is not. Although some of these sites were my sponsors once but I am still spending money with them! #OnlineShopaholic. And also because it is very busy to be a superhero, fighting crime and protecting you all. So I don't really have time to go to the shops and buy things myself. 

THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS!

5. LAZADA.SG

Although it has been awhile since I bought something from Lazada but I must say they are the go-to place if you are looking for any gadget, watches or home appliances kinda product. Not only do are the items prices reasonable but their service is great. Their shipping speed and the condition of the items reaching me is perfect.

4. CherryAffairs.com

Because sex toys.

3. Playstation Network Store - PSN

Because you're just jealous of our boobs. PS4

Because Playstation is the coolest console ever. There's really a lot of fun games you can download for you PS3/PS4. Especially the classic games that you can no longer find in stores. And best of all your wife can't keep track of how many games you have gotten this month. :D

2. Carousell 

I know there are a lot of jokes and negative feedback and even a site dedicated to trolls but carousell is really your solution to anything 2nd hand. Ever since carousell, I hardly go to forums to look for 2nd toys or stuff anymore. Carousell is really a good place to look for anything which is off season and hard to find at retail anymore. Best part is it is really easy to use on the smart phone. Who would have though a simple app started by some student can come so far!

1. SEA.TAOBAO.com

Can't get a nice screen grab. This looks like I'm saying "HEYYYY"

No money for getting this correct. They are my "favoritest" client back then and I must say they really change my way of shopping. I will "taobao" to check the price or if I can get it off taobao before buying things from anywhere else. I saw a deck of poker card the other day that was selling at $19.90 in retail and it was $2 on Taobao before shipping and only around $3 after shipping. Tell me why shouldn't Taobao be number 1 on my list? And also because of Taobao, shopping at Bangkok, Hong Kong, Thailand, Taiwan got a lot more boring.

Honorable Mention: Hipvan

They sell really cool and quirky stuff to be honest. Some of their things are like life hacks and really hipster like and make you feel way more unique than your friends but the reason why this ain't one of my shopping site is because they things can be pretty pricey. I guess this works for you if you are rich!

Shop and Save

Not the popular super market. I was introduced to this new service known as Shopback. I haven't try it myself but it looks pretty interesting. Basically it is like a credit card cash back function but specifically for online shopping site where you get certain cashback and they also earn a card for helping their clients (shopping site) to promote shopping on their site. I thought it is a pretty cool site. Maybe I would try it on my next purchase or you guys can let me know when you guys try it.

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P.S. Anyway in case you find this shopping post boring because you don't like to shop online, here is a MTV For you - Thrift shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

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Adult Toys at CherryAffairs Singapore – FleshLight Review

*Disclaimer: Mild NSFW Images included. Do not read this in office.

Masturbating Man. That was how I was credited in the Singapore Funniest Sex Comedy where I was “seen” masturbating on the big screen. (Not literally on the screen).

Don't forget to catch the show!

So many people were asking questions like “is it embarrassing?” “Is it weird?”

I mean I get it if the question were directed because the fact that I was doing myself on the big screen but if the question was more like “so now everyone knows you masturbate?” and now that is very weird to me.

Based on a survey done by smithankyou.com recently, results shows that both men and women who masturbate enjoys sex more than those who doesn’t. It ain’t just about being “lonely” or “desperate” but it is about exploring your body and self loving. And we all know the health benefit which I will not go through again.

The truth about life.

Masturbator or Liar?

Anyway, that being said it can get very boring if Leftina and Rightgina is all you use to love yourself. Some people might be too embarrassed to step into adult toyshop and today “Masturbating Man” (Trademark pending for new superhero) is here to save the day!

Introducing Online Adult Toyshop where nobody will know who you are!  CherryAffairs.com!

Cherry Affairs

CherryAffairs dot com is not just easy to use but it also carries a very wide range of products from different brands!

I know you probably cunt wait and wish to go shop there yourself but hold your horses. The best has yet to cum! Check out “Cash on delivery” shipping in Singapore! That means your item will not even appear on your credit card if you are the shy type.

Don't be shy, click it.

Review of Flesh Light – Asa Akira

So last week, I posted a picture of Ted holding a mysterious toy. Did you managed to guess what it was?

Ted and FleshLight got me many Likes.

I am sure many man have once imagine or fantasize about doing it with your favourite porn star and Fleshlight is here to fulfill your fantasy. This is the solution because we know it is almost impossible for us to get a porn star just like that. Unless you follow the playbook by my bro, Barney Stinson. But that’s another story.

I am sure many of you have seen this but not too sure “how it works”. So I am gonna answer some of your questions below.

The legendary "mushroom" or abalone. *cough*

How Does It Feel?

I wouldn’t say it feels like a real thing but I will say it is the closest it can be.

How To Clean It ?

Basically you just have to open and take it out. It can be break into 4 pieces. Top cap, bottom cap, bottle itself and the inner piece. You just have to wash it clean.

P.S. Edited. Don't forget to buy the water lube as well as powder to keep it clean and dry after use.

What If I Cum Inside?

Don’t worry, nobody is getting pregnant. You just have to wash it clean. As you can see from the picture above. There are actually two openings.

Does it feels better than your hands?

I am not too sure how you will like my hands but I guess it is different. It is like comparing hand job and real sex. Truth is you will take both right?

What if my dick is too big?

Erm… Sorry, mine not THAT big so I can’t answer you. But physics, because of the double opening, you can actually control the pull by adjusting the back cap. If you release it entirely, the pressure will be less and if you tighten the cap, the “sucktion” (literally) will be stronger.

Are there any other porn star’s fleshlight available?

Got ASA's Signature summore!!

Not just other porn stars but they also have 3 different series. Basically the lotus, swallow and forbidden. I don’t think I need to explain which is which right? Just check out CherryAffairs to find out more.

I thought you married? How come you need this?

I guess this is more for me than for the product but I will oblige. If you have to know, my wife does feels weird about it and same thing as a dildo and/or any other type of sex toys, it makes things more interesting in the bed room. It is the closest thing to a real 3some?

Is it worth the money?

Depends on how often you use it and how you value your money? It is just about the price of a bottle of alcohol but this product is going to be yours for very long. 

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So other than the FleshLight, CherryAffairs has a wide range of adult novelty toys. Be sure to check it out!

TL;DR Version

Product: Adult Toys

Where: CherryAffairs.com

Facebook: CherryAffairs (Don't forget to follow them for sexy updates!)

DiscountCode: SexySmith – 10% off

Mr.Smith, mai tu liao lah. Go get some sexy times!

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