Adult Toys at CherryAffairs Singapore – FleshLight Review

*Disclaimer: Mild NSFW Images included. Do not read this in office.

Masturbating Man. That was how I was credited in the Singapore Funniest Sex Comedy where I was “seen” masturbating on the big screen. (Not literally on the screen).

Don't forget to catch the show!

So many people were asking questions like “is it embarrassing?” “Is it weird?”

I mean I get it if the question were directed because the fact that I was doing myself on the big screen but if the question was more like “so now everyone knows you masturbate?” and now that is very weird to me.

Based on a survey done by smithankyou.com recently, results shows that both men and women who masturbate enjoys sex more than those who doesn’t. It ain’t just about being “lonely” or “desperate” but it is about exploring your body and self loving. And we all know the health benefit which I will not go through again.

The truth about life.

Masturbator or Liar?

Anyway, that being said it can get very boring if Leftina and Rightgina is all you use to love yourself. Some people might be too embarrassed to step into adult toyshop and today “Masturbating Man” (Trademark pending for new superhero) is here to save the day!

Introducing Online Adult Toyshop where nobody will know who you are!  CherryAffairs.com!

Cherry Affairs

CherryAffairs dot com is not just easy to use but it also carries a very wide range of products from different brands!

I know you probably cunt wait and wish to go shop there yourself but hold your horses. The best has yet to cum! Check out “Cash on delivery” shipping in Singapore! That means your item will not even appear on your credit card if you are the shy type.

Don't be shy, click it.

Review of Flesh Light – Asa Akira

So last week, I posted a picture of Ted holding a mysterious toy. Did you managed to guess what it was?

Ted and FleshLight got me many Likes.

I am sure many man have once imagine or fantasize about doing it with your favourite porn star and Fleshlight is here to fulfill your fantasy. This is the solution because we know it is almost impossible for us to get a porn star just like that. Unless you follow the playbook by my bro, Barney Stinson. But that’s another story.

I am sure many of you have seen this but not too sure “how it works”. So I am gonna answer some of your questions below.

The legendary "mushroom" or abalone. *cough*

How Does It Feel?

I wouldn’t say it feels like a real thing but I will say it is the closest it can be.

How To Clean It ?

Basically you just have to open and take it out. It can be break into 4 pieces. Top cap, bottom cap, bottle itself and the inner piece. You just have to wash it clean.

P.S. Edited. Don't forget to buy the water lube as well as powder to keep it clean and dry after use.

What If I Cum Inside?

Don’t worry, nobody is getting pregnant. You just have to wash it clean. As you can see from the picture above. There are actually two openings.

Does it feels better than your hands?

I am not too sure how you will like my hands but I guess it is different. It is like comparing hand job and real sex. Truth is you will take both right?

What if my dick is too big?

Erm… Sorry, mine not THAT big so I can’t answer you. But physics, because of the double opening, you can actually control the pull by adjusting the back cap. If you release it entirely, the pressure will be less and if you tighten the cap, the “sucktion” (literally) will be stronger.

Are there any other porn star’s fleshlight available?

Got ASA's Signature summore!!

Not just other porn stars but they also have 3 different series. Basically the lotus, swallow and forbidden. I don’t think I need to explain which is which right? Just check out CherryAffairs to find out more.

I thought you married? How come you need this?

I guess this is more for me than for the product but I will oblige. If you have to know, my wife does feels weird about it and same thing as a dildo and/or any other type of sex toys, it makes things more interesting in the bed room. It is the closest thing to a real 3some?

Is it worth the money?

Depends on how often you use it and how you value your money? It is just about the price of a bottle of alcohol but this product is going to be yours for very long. 

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So other than the FleshLight, CherryAffairs has a wide range of adult novelty toys. Be sure to check it out!

TL;DR Version

Product: Adult Toys

Where: CherryAffairs.com

Facebook: CherryAffairs (Don't forget to follow them for sexy updates!)

DiscountCode: SexySmith – 10% off

Mr.Smith, mai tu liao lah. Go get some sexy times!