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Friday, February 13, 2015

10 types of Mahjong Players I Hate!

 Smithankyou     2/13/2015 08:30:00 AM     cloverfilms, comedy, Humour, king of mahjong, Mahjong, movie review     3 comments   
Mahjong is not just a game of money and luck but also a game of wits, body language reading and of course a very healthy social event.

I am pretty sure you can tell that I am pro Mahjong with that very positive intro of the game. Some of you might not know but I've learnt how to play mahjong since the age of 10. It's one of the very few things that my dad has taught me since young. Not exactly a thing I am proud of if you look at it as a form of gambling but it has taught me a lot too.

I know friends who will meet random people online or friends of friends just to play mahjong over the weekend but that is one of those things that I cannot do. I am very particular about my mahjong kakis. To me winning is not important, it is about the process of the game and like I mentioned, social gathering. I am not too sure about you guys but there are some mahjong players that I simply can't stand!

1. Die Die Must Win 


Winning, it's Monica's thing and we all know. 

The super competitive players. They want to win. They will keep winning no matter what. I think this is a very personal preference for me which a lot of you might not relate. Maybe because I 1st started playing Mahjong with my parents and brother and winning and losing ain't really the biggest thing that we try to achieve so when we see anyone losing until very badly especially on the last "wind", we will try to game a bigger game of at least 5 - 6 folds minimum. With such gentlemanly (I would shamelessly call myself a gentlemen in this case) practice at home, it is hard for me to accept people who win 1 fold just to finish the game because they already won a lot and do not want to offer others a chance.  #ItsProbablyJustMe

2. The Zero Fighter



If my mum can read English and is reading this, this is probably for her. I cannot stand people who has basically 0 folds on table and pong chi pong chi all the random suits and HOPE to get a flower in order to win. I mean like, WAH LAU EH! ENJOY THE GAME CAN? I know gambling needs a lot of luck but can you don't be so lazy and leave EVERYTHING to luck? JUST DO IT DOESN'T WORK THIS WAY!

3. The Slowpoke 



I think this is one of the most hated players by everyone who plays in a decent pace. I understand we need to think once in awhile but this slowpoke is really out of the world. Think very slow and worst part is not during their turns they just refuse to pay attention and look at phone and what not. Wah Lau eh.

4. The Problem Child 




Always play but forever asking the same question.

"Eh, if I no tai, I can game the middle tile or not?"
"Eh, if I half color is 2 folds?"
"Sorry ah, so if I pong already can I still chi?"

OIE! USE YOU BRAIN LAH!

5. The "Sorry I never draw money, let me transfer you or maybe next time" 


DBS got this part right, JUST PAY LAH!
The ultimate chao kua. No money don't come out play mahjong lah. I play to kill time, I play for entertainment. I don't play usually play like 50cent $1, so end of the night your lost can be as low as a few dollars to max $50-$60 for a whole night. Can you fucking go draw money ahead of time? I hate it when people just leave the room without paying and keeps forgetting and there after I have to keep chasing. I know I ah beng but do I look like Ah Long?

6. The Tiny Bladder 



Self explanatory. Forever going toilet, after toilet go drink water, after drink water go find snacks. Take forever to finish 1 game.  MEH

7. The Couple


No good reason for tag team play unless you are good like these boys. 
Super love birds who plays tag team game very well. BF feed GF, GF Feed BF. Might as well get a room and have sex.

8. The "You Shall Not Pass" 


No surprise on the choice of meme here.
Because he lost round 1, he is making you guys go for round 2, round 3, round 4, round 5 until either you give up and let him win or he runs out of patience. Either way, not funny!

9. The Sore Loser



I guess this is the ultimate one that nobody can stand. Lose already black face whole night, don't talk to people, give people attitude, scold people, curse people, etc etc. I once had a friend who lost almost everything in the drawer (which was only $50 I think) and instead of counting the left over, she pulled her drawer out, threw the rest of the remaining little chips she had and said, "give you all lah give you all lah. Take everything lah" DOH. Cannot lose don't play.

10. King Of Mahjong

On the opposite pole of the sore loser. Not the type that keeps winning but the type that is very okay with losing. Sometimes I lose so much and still so happy about it that I scare my friends. They will wonder if I am really okay or am I just putting up a fake front. I am bias like this, if I am willing to sit down to play Mahjong with you, that means I am very okay to lose to you as long as we all enjoyed ourselves and had a good time. And sometimes people really hate someone who is THAT nice. #CantBlameMe



So why did I write this post? Because I just watched King of Mahjong and I was very inspired. We can tell that this is a comedy from the unbelievable cast of comedians. To be honest, I've never imagined to see such a cast on 1 single movie. Basically some of the best comedian from Taiwan, Hong Kong and Singapore.

Local King meets HK King. This two dudes are super funny and quick witted. Not just in the show but also during the red carpet event. Meeting them in person is really an amazing experience! 
So how I can get inspired by a COMEDY? This is life, sometimes you get inspiration from the most unexpected places. This story doesn't promotes gambling. This story promotes good attitude in life.
To be honest, losing is tough, nobody likes it when you lose. I hate to lose in certain things in life even till today but I guess I had it the easy way for me when it comes to mahjong because I started really young. My brother and dad was very strict about me being a sore loser especially when I was younger. My brother set a very good example to me. He was always laughing and positive about it even when losing. He will say things like "small money only, I HAVE!" As times goes by and you "lose more often", you start to understand that it is not just about winning sometimes. It's about losing gracefully. Sometimes losing is winning. That's the morale of the story.

I really like how prety Cheronna Ng 吴嘉熙 is. She totally caught my attention at 1st glance but Venus Wong 王敏奕's character had more to show in the show. Super awesome acting from her.
And my favourite part of this show? They ALLOWED CANTONESE!!! OMG! SUPER HAPPY! Those conversations were so natural and close to heart! (Cantonese is 1st language for me in my family) This show is a very good show for the festive season and it's really amazing to see so many familiar faces in one show.

Local "Jokers". Pretty cool to see Pat Mok! Been awhile since we saw her on any shows. And that's Dennis Chew with his "GONG XI GONG XI GONG SIMI Tee!"
So don't forget to catch this show if you like comedy! Don't forget to watch this show if you like Mahjong! This show will be up on the 1st day of Chinese New Year which is 19th Feb!



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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Obsessed - Korean Movie Review

 Smithankyou     7/29/2014 08:30:00 AM     cloverfilms, korean, Lim Ji-yeon, movie review, obsessed, song seung heong, sponsored post     4 comments   
So I was previously talking about this show call Obsessed. In short it's about a forbidden love story and falling in love with someone that you shouldn't.

One of my favourite scene - i mean beside the sex scene.
On top of watching the show we actually also get to meet Mr.Song in person. I hear a lot of water sound the moment he opened his mouth and said hi in korean. If you get what I mean.

About The Show

To be honest, the show is very slow pace and I believe that is because they want you to feel the emotions but if you had a long day at work, this might not be the show you wish to watch.

The show is set in 1969 during the Vietnam war and as someone from the modern day, one might find it a little hard to digest some of their action. Like why is it "Illegal to be dancing" or even wearing a bare back dress.

But I guess the strong message in this show is about the love.

Forbidden Love

How much are you willing to sacrifice for love? How pain is forbidden love? It might not be as painful in current times because people cheat, people divorce and people have multiple lovers. I'm not saying it's a good practice but with the option being so easily available to chase the "real love", will we ever know what/who is your real love? People had to "make do" with who they had in olden days because divorce is a taboo and it makes fighting for real love so much more romantic isn't it?

What if you are married to your "perfect" wife/husband but years down the road and you bump into a "more perfect" lady/man? People grow, people change and same goes to relationship and feelings but how many times can such scenario happen and how many "more perfect" can we meet?

She was my THE one in 2006 wearing her Prada.

And she came along in 2011 with Jars of Heart.

She came into my life in 2012 with Spiderman

My 90s Ex love from F.R.I.E.N.D.S come back even hotter...
Her attitude beats all these other woman.

Would you leave or would you stay?

How would you know which battle is worth fighting for?

What if your ex become hotter and the one you left with got fat?

I guess you do not know until you find out...

The Sex Scenes 



What can I say? There were 3 sex scenes in total and one hotter than the other. Both the main leads' body were amazing. I wish I could tell you in detail or even show you but I guess you need to have that build up. Go watch the show! I mean if you can't wait there's always google.

I mean I've watched porn, the usual making out scene but r21 still has it magic on me. When both actor and actresses are naked, I assume they are not really having sex so where does the guy hide his hard on? And when those scene where he's suppose to be banging the lady.. Where is he rubbing it?

So of course I asked Google and I get to Reddit. For your extra reading - Do actors really have sex in sex scenes?

Final Verdict

Go watch it if you are intrigued by the storyline and enjoy a melodrama kinda movie. If it's just the sex scene you are looking forward to, you might find the long wait not worth it.

P.S. Funny enough, I didn't recognised Song Seung Heon until.. 



SO IT'S HIM!! Told you I'm not into K Drama liao but this was one of the 1st I kinda saw a little. 

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