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Showing posts with label Mahjong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mahjong. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2015

10 types of Mahjong Players I Hate!

 Smithankyou     2/13/2015 08:30:00 AM     cloverfilms, comedy, Humour, king of mahjong, Mahjong, movie review     3 comments   
Mahjong is not just a game of money and luck but also a game of wits, body language reading and of course a very healthy social event.

I am pretty sure you can tell that I am pro Mahjong with that very positive intro of the game. Some of you might not know but I've learnt how to play mahjong since the age of 10. It's one of the very few things that my dad has taught me since young. Not exactly a thing I am proud of if you look at it as a form of gambling but it has taught me a lot too.

I know friends who will meet random people online or friends of friends just to play mahjong over the weekend but that is one of those things that I cannot do. I am very particular about my mahjong kakis. To me winning is not important, it is about the process of the game and like I mentioned, social gathering. I am not too sure about you guys but there are some mahjong players that I simply can't stand!

1. Die Die Must Win 


Winning, it's Monica's thing and we all know. 

The super competitive players. They want to win. They will keep winning no matter what. I think this is a very personal preference for me which a lot of you might not relate. Maybe because I 1st started playing Mahjong with my parents and brother and winning and losing ain't really the biggest thing that we try to achieve so when we see anyone losing until very badly especially on the last "wind", we will try to game a bigger game of at least 5 - 6 folds minimum. With such gentlemanly (I would shamelessly call myself a gentlemen in this case) practice at home, it is hard for me to accept people who win 1 fold just to finish the game because they already won a lot and do not want to offer others a chance.  #ItsProbablyJustMe

2. The Zero Fighter



If my mum can read English and is reading this, this is probably for her. I cannot stand people who has basically 0 folds on table and pong chi pong chi all the random suits and HOPE to get a flower in order to win. I mean like, WAH LAU EH! ENJOY THE GAME CAN? I know gambling needs a lot of luck but can you don't be so lazy and leave EVERYTHING to luck? JUST DO IT DOESN'T WORK THIS WAY!

3. The Slowpoke 



I think this is one of the most hated players by everyone who plays in a decent pace. I understand we need to think once in awhile but this slowpoke is really out of the world. Think very slow and worst part is not during their turns they just refuse to pay attention and look at phone and what not. Wah Lau eh.

4. The Problem Child 




Always play but forever asking the same question.

"Eh, if I no tai, I can game the middle tile or not?"
"Eh, if I half color is 2 folds?"
"Sorry ah, so if I pong already can I still chi?"

OIE! USE YOU BRAIN LAH!

5. The "Sorry I never draw money, let me transfer you or maybe next time" 


DBS got this part right, JUST PAY LAH!
The ultimate chao kua. No money don't come out play mahjong lah. I play to kill time, I play for entertainment. I don't play usually play like 50cent $1, so end of the night your lost can be as low as a few dollars to max $50-$60 for a whole night. Can you fucking go draw money ahead of time? I hate it when people just leave the room without paying and keeps forgetting and there after I have to keep chasing. I know I ah beng but do I look like Ah Long?

6. The Tiny Bladder 



Self explanatory. Forever going toilet, after toilet go drink water, after drink water go find snacks. Take forever to finish 1 game.  MEH

7. The Couple


No good reason for tag team play unless you are good like these boys. 
Super love birds who plays tag team game very well. BF feed GF, GF Feed BF. Might as well get a room and have sex.

8. The "You Shall Not Pass" 


No surprise on the choice of meme here.
Because he lost round 1, he is making you guys go for round 2, round 3, round 4, round 5 until either you give up and let him win or he runs out of patience. Either way, not funny!

9. The Sore Loser



I guess this is the ultimate one that nobody can stand. Lose already black face whole night, don't talk to people, give people attitude, scold people, curse people, etc etc. I once had a friend who lost almost everything in the drawer (which was only $50 I think) and instead of counting the left over, she pulled her drawer out, threw the rest of the remaining little chips she had and said, "give you all lah give you all lah. Take everything lah" DOH. Cannot lose don't play.

10. King Of Mahjong

On the opposite pole of the sore loser. Not the type that keeps winning but the type that is very okay with losing. Sometimes I lose so much and still so happy about it that I scare my friends. They will wonder if I am really okay or am I just putting up a fake front. I am bias like this, if I am willing to sit down to play Mahjong with you, that means I am very okay to lose to you as long as we all enjoyed ourselves and had a good time. And sometimes people really hate someone who is THAT nice. #CantBlameMe



So why did I write this post? Because I just watched King of Mahjong and I was very inspired. We can tell that this is a comedy from the unbelievable cast of comedians. To be honest, I've never imagined to see such a cast on 1 single movie. Basically some of the best comedian from Taiwan, Hong Kong and Singapore.

Local King meets HK King. This two dudes are super funny and quick witted. Not just in the show but also during the red carpet event. Meeting them in person is really an amazing experience! 
So how I can get inspired by a COMEDY? This is life, sometimes you get inspiration from the most unexpected places. This story doesn't promotes gambling. This story promotes good attitude in life.
To be honest, losing is tough, nobody likes it when you lose. I hate to lose in certain things in life even till today but I guess I had it the easy way for me when it comes to mahjong because I started really young. My brother and dad was very strict about me being a sore loser especially when I was younger. My brother set a very good example to me. He was always laughing and positive about it even when losing. He will say things like "small money only, I HAVE!" As times goes by and you "lose more often", you start to understand that it is not just about winning sometimes. It's about losing gracefully. Sometimes losing is winning. That's the morale of the story.

I really like how prety Cheronna Ng 吴嘉熙 is. She totally caught my attention at 1st glance but Venus Wong 王敏奕's character had more to show in the show. Super awesome acting from her.
And my favourite part of this show? They ALLOWED CANTONESE!!! OMG! SUPER HAPPY! Those conversations were so natural and close to heart! (Cantonese is 1st language for me in my family) This show is a very good show for the festive season and it's really amazing to see so many familiar faces in one show.

Local "Jokers". Pretty cool to see Pat Mok! Been awhile since we saw her on any shows. And that's Dennis Chew with his "GONG XI GONG XI GONG SIMI Tee!"
So don't forget to catch this show if you like comedy! Don't forget to watch this show if you like Mahjong! This show will be up on the 1st day of Chinese New Year which is 19th Feb!



Always remember, 牌品好,人品就好。

Mr.Smith, handsome is one word not two words. Hand Some

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

十三么,大三元 !!

 Smithankyou     3/18/2007 11:00:00 PM     Humour, Mahjong     No comments   
Foreplay:Do check out my left bar and u will find 1 new blog - Cheepeng. Welcome him to the blogger community~ blogger ain't pple with no life.We just like this hobby like any other form of writing :)
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Actually jio-ed John n mum for Mahjong .. but mum dun wanna play. So i jio-ed Keong but he needs to end early. but thx to brother who so happen is free, we still have our mahjong titles and table working!!

After 10+ yrs of playing mahjong.. I've finally did it!!

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Nuff said!!

Some pple say have to get a red packet from the host if u kenna this.. cause very suay.. some say u have to give ang bao to another fella.. cause very suay.. but i'm the host and i "self-touch" so how?? dun care!! I woN!! :lol:

but that's not the end.. i did another move.. wat V goh will say - spectacular!!

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Can u dig it??

Mahjong is such a fun game. It brings family and friends closer to each other.. but of cause.. there are pple out there saying mahjong is bad as it promotes gambling. but to me? as long as u have self control. mahjong is a very good social game where u can sit and talk and know each other better other den just sitting around a coffee table and staring blank.

but of cause it will cause alot of conflicts as well. when u have pple who cannot take it when they start to lose. lost abit face black black liaoz.. or u have pple who always kip winning 1 double 1 double whole day.. so mahjong kakis also need to find the right one lo.

"牌品好,人品好,牌品烂,人品烂" - Quote by - 麻将侠 - 刘德华

Mr.Smith, Stuck with Gamble?? Call 1800-XGamble

"我就是我行我素 我沒有風度 我只有態度 你說我太酷"

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Real God Of Fortune?

 Smithankyou     2/06/2007 11:12:00 PM     Mahjong, Trips     No comments   
So i'm now working this event job with vox once again and i'm the event coordinator as usual but on sat the G.O.F cant work and i took over the job lo.. but being physically looking like a G.o.F doesnt makes u a real g.o.f isn't it?

i believe i've found my g.o.f this yr.. and he is none other den my good old friend - jacky chai.. he got a new car and i got his number plate and tio twice in a week.. wednesday and sat.. but it's nothing much.. it fact it is like nothing.. cause it's the famous "horse shit" and it's i-bet de.. so it's actualli 2 x $3 = $6.. not even enuff for 1 shot la!! :lol:

den yesterday was a very special day for Mr.Smith.. 1st it was my very 1st driving lesson and i think i done not so bad mahz.. at least i didnt killl anyone and my car did travel more then 1M.. :lol:

den after i went to play w xixi den work at pitstop and xixi , kor, jie drop by to say hi at pitstop wor.. :lol: Played 2 new games with Tim - BattleLore and Cass-something.. and i won both games!! Tyco la.. Battlelore is realli fun.. it's like a more complicated version of risk with little splash of luck and great tactical game play..

I think this post is rather boring actualli ..it's like a very typical "wat happen to my weekend update"

Visit jacky at blue after work. Kelly Aizhen and Valen wanted to play MJ and they didnt have a place and the 4th person to do so and so i volunteer myself and jacky volunteer his place. For pple who know me well they shld know that my mj skill go way back since i'm 10yrs old which is why i'm actualli rather bored with this game.. the main reason why i wanna play is cause i wanna let jacky spent more time w kelly and let myself know the gers better too. I think this shld be the ger who is gonna break jacky's curse.

The ger's are crazy.. they are not like normal gers who want their image..cannot do this n that and kip things to themselves.. they are open , wild and playful. they talk alot and on top of that they gamble 50cent - 1dollar on the table.. almost go crazy when i heard that.. cause my normal limit is like 20-40CENT lo..but nvm la.. since i've agree to play w them.. i dun get why gers like mj so much.. i'll defitnatly prefer bj to mj.. :lol:

It's a crazy nite..it's a they set the rules mahjong..and the lame topic for the whole nite- saying Aizhen is hungry..Kelly is crazy.. talking abt bra.. abt sex.. abt all the WTF topics.. :lol: and i actualli won close to $60 but i didnt feel too good and let them win back some at the end lo..And then it comes to me that they nv win so big/so much when they normally play 50cent/$1 cause they normally just win 1 double or 2 double.. and now they realize how big 50/$1 is liaoz.. cause i kip 5 double them.. so i guess they will be playing 20/40cent w me the next time liaoz..

oh ya lo.. no picture for this post.. :lol:


Mr.Smith, Not too bad w boardgames.. Mahjong is a boardgame too!!




"我就是我行我素 我沒有風度 我只有態度 你說我太酷"

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