Getting into Fights

I mean if you guys follow my blog or Instagram you will know that I always do this whole Ah Beng OOTD thing where I squat all over the place. 

Ignore the other fat guy on my hashtag. Annoying, hashtagjack me. LOL 

So some of my ang mo friends were asking me what is this whole "Ah Beng" thing about lah. So I was sharing with them how it is like the local hooligans or even "rednecks" some what similar. And they gave me the same reaction, 

"You? A Hooligan? Comon. You are a decent business man with a little teddy bear face. How much of a hooligan are you?" 

Ok, fine. Decent business man, yes but they didn't say I have a (cute) teddy bear face. I added that to level up my own cuteness. (Whatever lah.) 

Truth is, I was a typical ah beng running around the hood, and I get myself into troubles more often than I should when I was younger. But of course I'm not talking about crime kinda troubles. And given how good I am with my mouth, I get myself out of trouble very easily. (Not what you guys are thinking. I mean I talk my way out of trouble lah.) 

One of the most typical trouble that Ah Bengs get into would probably be fights and the silliest way but yet most common way to get yourself into one would be the "Staring incident" 

"Oie, you stare what stare?"

"What stare? You stare what?"

"I where got stare at chiu?"

"You neber stare at me how chiu noes I stare at you?" 

"Stare your "m*ther lah" 

And than the rest are history. 

So how often do I get into such fights? 

Never.

Because nobody could tell that I was staring at them with my tiny eyes lah! 

That said, I do spend a lot of time fighting at the arcade - on Street Fighter machines. But I'm really not good at it and thank god for consoles like Playstation where I can play all I want at home. Some things just never change, I am still not good at it but the game did come a long way with plenty of changes. Just look at the graphics. 

My wife would always ask me, "It is always just two person fighting each other right? What's so fun? How come you are always busy new instalment of the game that is like the same thing as compared to the previous one?" 

Hello woman? New game mode, new characters, upgraded fighting system, and better graphics. Same meh? 

It's like saying a handbag is a bag, why do you need 30 different design to go with different dresses? Still the same mah right? But I cannot say that, because between the two of us, I have more bags than her. #IAmTheWoman 

And the one thing I always look forward about such new games is really new characters. I love it when they give me a selectable roster of as many characters as possible! 

My favorite new character in SF V! Rashid! He is very fast and his moves are pretty easy to execute. 

For those who knows SF previously on PS3, it was pretty annoying cause they kept coming out with different versions. Like Ultra version, Arcade version etc and the character list keeps get updated by a few characters and I had to buy extra copies of it. -.- But the good news is this time round this probably will not happen. There is a shop function where you get to just download the characters via gamepoints or cash (for lazy people like me. Use money to solve problems). 

COMING SOON! 

And my favourite game mode has to be the survivor mode. It's not like typical old school survivor mode where you will be made to play the whole game without dying. They actually allows you to purchases certain upgrades to keep yourself alive. So it's not just purely skill but it also involved some brains to plan your purchases. 

Buying the right item at the right time is very important!

My result on my first try. I like games like these where I get to keep beating my own record to see how far I can go! 

Yeah, everyone is going on and on about how I am a new dad now but I still have time for gaming right? It's about time management people! Just sleep less. Sleep is for the weak! 

And also kids, be good, stay in school, don't get into fights. If you need to, I hope you are doing it on the right platform - like PS4, Street Fighter 5!