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| Something like this. |
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| Then came the 1st look of it online. |
*it's has horrible movie logic. Yes, walking turtle is not logical but I believe in movie logic, meaning things that happens in the movie need to have some sort of consistency and logic within its own world as well.
*Spoiler Alert*
And here's why.
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| My name is Sex. I mean Sachs. (Still sounds the same to me) |
Yes, that is the name of bad guy in the show. Not Mr. Jones, not Mr.Roberts, not Mr.Smith but SACHS. IN A KIDS' MOVIE. SACHS! THE WHOLE SHOW.. SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX... SERIOUSLY? Give him another name already!
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| From deviantart |
Yup, Splinter became an adult human rat over night that took care of the turtles but the turtles had to slowly go through puberty. Maybe because Splinter was older as a pet but it doesn't makes a lot of sense. Maybe this is a small thing but.. next...
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| World 1st Ninja Human Rat who learnt Ninjitsu from a book that came with all the weapons. |
Like seriously? I mean I don't like to compare with other universe such as comics or other cartoon series because I believe in reboot but this is just ridiculous. Can you imagine he found books about programming and he becomes Splin Jobs? So between when they were freed to the movie moment, was 10 odd yrs and he made himself a master and taught 4 turtles how to be best ninjas. WOAH. Why not just stick to the original story about how Splinter became a rat?
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| Some find weapons, others find fighting robot. Whatever guys, whatever... |
I mean I can give it to you that Don found his tech stuff from the rubbish area and fix them up but Splinter not only became the 1st and only self trained Ninja rat via books but he too managed to find some of the finest weapon like Katana, Sai, Bo and Nunchaku all in the sewage. SERIOUSLY?
What about catching Splinter too?
So Mr.Sacks and Shredder needed the turtle's blood because the chemical in them and how it can be retrieved to be used again but HELLO? Splinter went through the same process? But they decide to kill Splinter and go for the turtles... WHAT?
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| JI BA BOOM |
That was the instruction given before Shredder left the turtle's hide out BUT they left it as it was and everyone left. That was the only reason why Splinter and Raphael managed to leave the place alive and save everyone. Seriously, can't follow instruction hey foot clan? You think you SAF AH?
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| Edward Scissor hand evil version Vs Splinter. I also hate how they make Splinter and Shredder seems like they know each other for year but in fact they don't in this universe. They only do in the older TMNT story where they came from the same school in Japan. |
All that being said, its humour and action ain't too bad. If you just want to watch a show for action it is a show that you might like and also if you watch through Transformers 4 and you are really okay with how the dinobots join Optimus after a 30sec fight scene with Grimlock not transforming into robot form which makes him 2-3 times the size of Optimus or you are really okay with Optimus flying away at the end of the show which means he could FLY all this while. If you really are okay with all those funny scenes including the one fake steve jobs drinking milk, I think you are okay with this show too.
Not the movie but...
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| This is how the 1984 original comic turtles looked like. Made into toys recent years by NECA. Read More. |
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| This is the 80s toys that many of us remember and recognised I'm sure. |
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| 2014, this is shit. And we thought things only get better by time. BS. |
I guess like what my friend said, the more you like the characters the more you hate the movies because it just can never meet the expectation.
Updated: Thanks Gamerz for sharing this. Secret History of TMNT! Pretty neat summary for new fans.
6 comments:
Thats why your not real fan. A real fan will appreciate anything. If my 4 yr old boy can love the movie, which he has been following the 2012 series, i dont see why an adult with shit brains like can't appreciate it. Why dont you write or direct a movie then we'll talk.
well, at least i blogged with my name and my views. Why not u have some balls or in case u are a mum, borrow some balls from ur hubby if he has some, then we'll talk? Your boy probably love it because he or she didn't watched the old one?
Cause im not a cock sucker like you, why dont suck your mum's tits or dad's ball if you hate the movie so much.... Who cares what my name as long your doing shitty reviews...
Of coz loner cum loser like u woudnt know how to review a movie. You know to badmouth something, get ready to badmouthed at mofo. Your blog sucks balls.... Hahahahahaha..... Let your wife/girlfiend know i gave her a good review last nite. Much more than u can give.
Idk man, i liked it.
A real tmnt fan dosent put up with shitty versions of the tmnt just because there new, and your the biggest cocksucker on here, his my review your taste in tmnt sucks just like your sons, I don't put up with assholes like you so do the whole world a favor and kill your piece of worthless ass, the new tmnt clearly sucks the old tmnt movies are classics compared to that garbage, and there's nothing wrong with being gay, how about I rape your wife, yeah it dosent feel good does it, now shut the fuck up, before I fuck up your face bitch HA
By the way anonymous a real fan would not like anything, tmnt Michael bay film is terrible, just God awful, I grew up on this tmnt stuff and I know the difference between a good Apple and a rotten Apple, your kid is not old enough to understand the difference between a good movie or a shitty one, and you say your a true fan of tmnt, but the sad truth is your one of the very few who dosent love tmnt at all, you just think you do, the first two tmnt movies are the best, I should know I've seen a lot of different tmnt over the years to know good from bad, as a person your the worst doush bag I've come across your a truly worthless human being, so please go kill yourself and what ever offspring slash shit you've created too, ps go fuck yourself
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