How To Cheat On Your Girl Friend !

Before you guys start bombing me, I must explain the whole reason about this post. You know how we always know the whole idea about white hack and black hack right? Knowing the system to beat the system and thus this post is more of dedicated to the ladies than the guys. So gentlemen, sorry I am letting the cats out of the bag just to get more female fans. Sorry man.

There are many ways and many reasons excuses for guys to cheat but I must also say that it takes more than 1 hand to clap. ( I am not saying 2 hands cause in certain situation there are more than 2. = P ) Some other ladies do not know that the guy he is with is cheating his gf while some ladies do know but all in all the guy DO know thus we are using the word "cheat"

So here we go !

1. The Wingman

This is a classic where you will always have this wingman and you are "watching EPL" with him over the weekend.. seriously ? But guys better be careful of this because only dead man keep secrets.

2. Jane = James

What is the whole idea about this? It's saving your new female friends name onto the phone book using a guys name. Diana = David, Jasmine = Jack, Amy = Anthony, so it seems like it's always the guys are calling you and not the girl. But it will look even worst when you have an Anthony who sms you " Dear, I miss you"

3. Handphone Habit.

And so we all know where to find a person's dirtiest secrets these days. Your mobile phone, from SMS to Call log, pictures and now we even have whatsapp and more. And if you clear it out of the blue you will look extra suspicious, thus keep it a good habit to clear it.

4. Extra Duties

This works very well for army regulars but it can work for the normal working class as well. You are having extra duties with your campmate or something like that and thus you cannot be contacted.

5. The handphone is flat

This is pretty direct and straight forward where you just use this excuse for not being able to be contacted.

6. Always use Cash

I know it looks cool to bring your new "date" on a dinner and pay using your Credit Card to show that you are earning above $30k per year but it ain't all cool when your GF/Wife see the credit card bill. Worst still if you ain't paying for food but for accommodation. Good Luck !

7. Back to reservist

Another good one for the locals ! But this is a little troublesome cause to get away with your scandal you need to bring some army stuff and act like you have bring it along and always rmb to pack it yourself cause your gf/wife might suspect that you will not be using it AT ALL and leave somethings out on purpose if they are the one packing it.

8. Always know your Girl Friend's Calendar

Bumping into your GF while with another GF is the last thing you wanna know and SMS-ing to check on her makes you look like you are a good bf who cares but the fact is you are monitoring her movement !

9. DO NOT CHECK IN 4SQ

@smithankyou just become the mayor of Hotel81@geylang - NOT COOL ~

10. DO NOT CHEAT ON YOUR GIRL FRIEND

Seriously, Singapore is so damn small and do you expect your cheating would never be found out ? The next thing you know this person might be your co-workers friend's sister or something and you are all linked on facebook, twitter or one way or the other. All the above mention sounds like some possible method to get the girl friend off your back. And to the GF, all the above methods mention above sounds like something you could do a check on the BFs to make sure they ain't cheating but seriously if a man wants to cheat all he need is an hour break during lunch time, a very horny colleague and a nice toilet in the office. Nuff said ! So my point is that if he will he would have done it there's nothing for anyone of us to be paranoid of worry about.

I might not be the best person to teach how to cheat due to my lack of experience but I'm sure I did make some sense didn't I ?

Signing off with another MTV - Womanizer !!