Other than having a low birthrate and all I also realize that we have too many singles around this sunny island Singapore. So what is wrong with the man and woman on this little island? We are so small and we are so populated, there is no good reason you do not meet anyone right? The ugly truth is that woman are too picky? Or is it that the quality of man are just too lousy ?
I am not doing this post to stir shit but the fact is that I have notice a pattern through my interaction with woman and observation that it's not all hard to please a woman and it's not too hard to find a good man too. Good man and woman are all over the place. No, I am not talking about compromising but I am talking about putting in effort to make things workout !
I am going to open the Pandora box to the secret of being a "real man".
Disclaimer : I am not saying this works 100% as the men never get what the woman wants but hey ! If you seriously can't get laid there is no harm trying right? Somehow you have to try anyway right? I am not stereotyping woman but I am just sharing my views.
1. You Listen !
- get this fact right, woman whine, and they whine a lot. And that's all they ever wanted. So just listen. And when I say listen i mean listen not just hear or give solution. They do not appreciate solution .
2. You cook !
- looking into the kitchen of a normal 90s family and it looks like it's always the mother is doing the cook but in the year 2000s and beyond, the woman like the man who cook. You know the naked chef ? Yeah.. he turns those woman on srsly..
3. You share !
- As easy as it is and as common as it is, you always hear your gf telling u "what is wrong.. tell me lah". Woman take man as another woman and assume that when manshould share their problem but the fact is that man prefer solution and bitchy is not. But look at the good side, at least she cares right ?
4. Get the fact that she ain't a sex machine.
- Nope, sorry to disappoint you but nope.. She ain't a sex machine and asking for sex ain't as easy as visiting 7-11. If you have found one good for you but do make sure that it's true and you didn't assume it.
5. Know the "Yes are yes, No are No but Yes might be No and No might be Yes.."
- This is the art of it. You have no idea when woman mean yes and no and no and yes and yes or really yes. Seriously the only way to find out is really listen well and watch the "weather".
6. Answering with Style.
- I notice that most of the time woman already got an answer before coming to you for opinion. "honey, should I wear this or that". What's your answer? You can't answer a yes or a no and you can't answer up to you as well. So what's the deal ? Tell her how good both can be and analysis the situation with her and look at her facial expression while say all the above and then recommend the answer which you think you made her feel happier. Yes.. that works.
7. You don't cheat
- no, not a chance if you are hoping that all woman are like Jack Neo's wife. His wife belongs to the 1950s and not the 1980s baby. Ladies of today kick you right out the window if you lost the trust or make a mistake.
8. You share (again)
- We love, we share and we share ! A man who knows how to share the house work does magic too! mopping , cleaning, laundry and many more !
9. You make decisions with style !
- Most woman like man who make decision and that shows how "manly" you are and most woman simply hate man who can't make decision and have no idea what he is doing but what do I mean by with style? Always respect the woman and ask for her opinion but yet try to be in control. Yeah this work for everything, off and on bed. = X
10. Be Yourself !
- This tip simply overrule all the tips above. What am I saying? I am saying that there's no point impressing a girl or stepping into a relationship when you are not presenting yourself. False advertisement work for certain product but not for this. I am sure you would prefer her to love who you are.
I am living in a world where I believe that woman are NOT materialistic. You notice I never say anything about having a car, big bucks or even handsome. I am sure woman are not as shallow as man. = X
I hope I didn't offend anyone with this article as being my readers you should already know that all this are just for laugh. I am just wondering if you guys are game for " How To Train A Perfect Woman ? "
"And now ladies and gentlemen, that's the ugly truth"
2 comments:
i almost wanted to write about this topic.. similar not exactly. Maybe I should later...
Your entry is a good read.
Good post, bro!
Point: 10. Be Yourself ! --> this is very true!
No act act hor... =P
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