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Thursday, March 04, 2010

Your dream/drink girl.

 Smithankyou     3/04/2010 10:17:00 AM     Humour, love, Thoughts     5 comments   
Which drink will your ideal girl be if every woman can be represented by a kind of drink?

Once again, I am doing this very daring assumption that there are only these 12 groups of ladies on earth. Why 12 ? Cause there are 12 Zodiac and 12 horoscope so I suppose we must always categorize things in 12 types.

And for the ladies, which one do you think it represent you the best when you are in the relationship ?


1. The Plain Water - The Plain Jane

The kinda person everyone needs, not the most interesting but is a good partner which provides the need. A real keeper.

2. The Milo - Sporty Girl !

Like how hokkien kopitiam uncle call it - " Tak Giew" which means "Kick Ball". Sporty and Tan, the kind with full of energy !

3. The Chicken Essence - It's all about what she made of.

Might not be the best looking physically but she is the best a man can get and probably smart in the head.

4. The Coffee - Angel in the morning and devil at night.

You can't live without her in the morning and you will die if there's too much of her at night ( which can still be good to some pple). And you will be addicted to her.

5. The Coke - Not the dream girl.

she ain't exactly the girl you always wanted but is the one that just there, although not the best in taste or health but is the most accessible one and easy to get along. And probably you have no idea what you really want as well.

6. The Bubble Tea - She's full of surprises.

You are totally wrong when you thought you know what you are getting from this cup. The next thing you know, you found something else ( in your mouth ). Could it be pearls ? mini pearls ? jelly or nata di coco ??

7. The 十三太保 - It's complicated.

You have no idea what she is made of and who she is made for and a little too much for any man to handle.

8. The Lemonade - I-am-Jealous-with-everyone-else.

The kind who is sweet to have at 1st but a lil too sour to have too much.

9. The Erdinger - Heavy Top

Like it's signature glass - Top Heavy ! ; )

10. The Beer (in general) - Your age matters.

Not the kind of girl you thought you would like when you were younger but as time goes by you start to know her, slowly fall in love with her after you know who she is, wants her and then you can't live without her. * The Debate : but I never like beer - The Counter: Cause you never really let her into your life and you do not know her well enough to love her. you have no idea what you are missing. ; )

11. The Henessy - The Girl on the High Way.
Exciting to drink, fun to have, glamor to be with but high maintenance like the logo shows, the hand with the axe which chop all ur moolah !

12. The MilkShake - The Horny Girl

Erm.. get it ? Milk - Shake ?


So here you go, all 12 types of dream/drink girl. Which one do you think you are or which one have you already fall in love with ?


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5 comments:

Vix | xiV said...

I want royalties for coining/being the Erdinger girl! LOL

10:50 AM
Smithankyou said...

you will get some Erdinger for being the Erdinger girl if you show abit more of your display pic.. as in lower.. LOLX !!

1:28 PM
saffyz said...

Hey there, this is so funny I'm gonna plug your post on my blog... Will do a trackback to your blog. :)

1:41 PM
dblchin (double chin) said...

Hey I think I'm bubble tea.
I'll in love with myself! lol~

2:10 PM
Smithankyou said...

heee.. thanks for the link saffyz ! saw the post on ur blog already. 'Tak Giew' ah !!

2:56 PM

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