Crafting Your Twitter Bio.

*Disclaimer: This post is in no way trying to insult anyone. Simply for laugh. If anyone is offended, please let me know and I will add you to the "I am offended by Smith" list and wait for review. In any case, Sorry in advance.

I am not too sure how much attention do you guys pay to the little introduction of yourself on Twitter or better known as the Twitter Bio.

I actually do pay a lot of attention to it. Not just everyone's else but also my own. I always seems to have problem filling it up not because I am too awesome and have too much to tell but it always seems so difficult to find the right tone.

I wish to tell you what kinda person I am, I want to be quirky and put up something funny which is totally irrelevant but at the same time I feel like there is a need to brag a little about myself in order to impress someone within the shortest time.

So I thought what the heck, why not let me try putting myself into some templates of famous Twitter accounts in the local scene to see how I sound like?

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Of course! I'll start with the Blog Father. @MrBrown 

Smithankyou aka Jiahua Leong, Sexblogger of Singapore. Bathroom Poet, MRT Traveler and YouTuber. Loves Selfies and Basketball. Uncle of Joy, Faith & Luke. (Really, my nieces middle names are really Faith and Joy too.)

Local Blog Queen - @Xiaxue 

Bastarding now comes in 7 inches

Top Food Directory - @LadyIronChef 

My job is to make you horny.

Who else other than our local face of Twitter - @Ladyxtel

Product Director @MeGuideU for Singapore. Wrote @OmySG. Loves being l ame and enjoys fermented wheat. Always talking.

 An interesting local name in the local scene - @estellekiora 

Love-maker, #Girl Finder, #Sexy Creature, Aspiring #Entrepreneur & #SG Top #Lifestyle #Blogger 2014 aka Humsupman. I want to make the world a hornier place!

Must be one of my favourite follower, Miss Singapore - @Valerie__Lim 

Bipolar. Fatness fan. Best Lifestyle blog 2014. BMT Platoon 2nd 2004. singapore blogger smithankyou.com Instagram @Smithankyou 

Local real director - @jackneojackneo

Blogger of Thai Pub Culture, Why is Pandora So Popular, Story of Alvin & Yuki... Blogged 1187 posts. Uweekly Singapore Called me The Unicorn

 What if I were a brand? - @StarhubCares 

I'm here to pissed you off: 9am - 11pm from Mon - Fri | 8am - 12pm Sat & Sun excluding PH. Visit Smithankyou.com & read my nonsense.

 What about copying something from my friend? - @Hpility 

@Smithankyou's Official Twitter | Smithankyou.com | IG: @Smithankyou

 What about being like one of Singapore's hottest man? - @TommyWee 

Product Director. Independent influencer. I support hot girls and underdogs. Fat but improving. Say hi at Smithleong@gmail.com, Linkedin/Instagram@Smithankyou

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I guess at the end of the day there is no better way to brag talk about yourself in your own way. Nothing of these really makes me feel like myself or even close. Some are just too much for my style while some are just too direct and "meh" to me. Which one do you prefer or do you have something you can come out with which is better for me?

What is your style? Humble? Show off? Direct? Your favourite quote?

Here's me for now.

If you are not following me on Twitter yet, see you there!