I finally got a N95.

So i finally got a mask and everyone go on and on about me not having a N95 and it's as good as not having so. I mean, how can it be as bad as nothing? Anyway so I got pissed off and went to the nearest Ah Beng shop and got a N95.

Smith: "Do you have a N95?"

Ah Beng: "Sure, but very old leh. You sure?"

S: "It's okay. My friend say only N95 can save my life."

AB: "Okay lor.. What size you want?"

S: "Erm.. size? I think the most common one lor. Like can cover my face.."

AB: "Wah.. how to find so big one. At most I have is 8GB... What color you want?"

S: "huh? 8GB? is that a model? I thought I want N95? Color? You have a choice? Black maybe? Not so easy get dirty right?"

AB: "Correct lah.. N95.. You heng ah.. I still hap one black one.. nah.."

So, here is the story of me getting a N95.

Mr.Smith, TAKE THAT! THIS IS N95!