I wanna be a lecturer because I get free...

On top of the fact that I really like to share my knowledge and believe that we should always share. There is actually another reason.

Because you get to sleep with the students!

Don't believe me?

READ IT HERE!

I always thought this kinda things only happen in movies or in the western countries. but apparently it happened in Singapore too??

And remember the article about how Singapore girl's average cup size is A?

BUT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE FROM TEMASEK TIMES!

Confirm more than cup A right?

No, jokes a side. I really like teaching but I guess this is NOT the reason. And more over the CPIB is against it. Wait... Actually I do not understand how this involved the "law". I just thought it might be against the school rules as well as one's morale rights? I am surprised to find out that it is actually against the law cause it is considered a kind of bribery. So if you ask me to do things and in return you send me home, is that bribery? That is barter trade right? Why is this not considered as barter trade? You give me an easy way to get a better result and I give you... koff.. 

HOW DID CPIB FOUND OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHO KISS AND TELL??? 

Frankly, if you have a choice to be the "law", do you think this should be against the law? 

Mr.Smith, next time you better think twice when you want me to teach you anything.  "Eh, Smith ah, how to... ok ok.. nvm I ask someone else."