Event Blogging Template 101

Disclaimer: This post is not out to flame or attack any specific blogger cause it's a generalization of how most bloggers are blogging these days.(Or at least that's how it looks like to me).Comments belong to myself and not any clients or companies i am currently representing. Please take it with a pinch of salt, laugh and share forget about it.

Are you new to blogging? Love to attend events? Want to be famous? Want to get some freebies? Not sure what to do? Remember how we like to google for letter template to get excused from school, excused from parking fines or MP to help you and get you HDB? Why not try googling how to blog too? You think it's impossible to find a blogging template? Worry no more cause I am here to help!

This IS sarcasm in case you are not getting the point. -.-

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Today I was invited to XXX event by YYY company. 

[insert picture of event entrance] 

I am so excited about the event! The event was so awesome it's a blast! 

[insert camwhore1.jpg]
[insert camwhore2.jpg]
[insert camwhore3.jpg]

Look who i bumped into! The Famous [insert another half pass 6 self proclaimed popular blogger with unique click of around 100 per day] 

[insert camwhorewfamousblogger1.jpg]
[insert camwhorewfamousblogger2.jpg]
[insert camwhorewfamousblogger3.jpg]

They even have their CEO to give an opening speech! (DUH! who else?) 

[insert VeryBlurlyAndDistanceLookingCEOSpeech.jpg]

Look what I got from the goodie bag! 

[insert GoodieBagItem1.jpg]
[insert GoodieBagItem2.jpg]
[insert CamWhoreWGoodieBagItem1.jpg]

And they have food prepared for us too! AWESOME!!

[insert Food1.jpg]
[insert CamWhoreWithFood1.jpg]

I really enjoyed the event. 

[Insert Copy and Paste from Press Release]

I think this [insert product name] is really AWESOME!! 

[insert camwhore4.jpg]
[insert camwhore5.jpg]
[insert camwhore6.jpg]
[insert camwhore7.jpg]
[insert camwhore8.jpg]
[insert camwhore9.jpg]

We had a really good time! 

[insert GroupPicture1.jpg]
[insert GroupPicture2.jpg]

If you are interested in [insert product name], you can read more about it [insert product website]

[insert product information, contact, place to get it, any other details]

What are you waiting for? Check it out now! 

And by the way, please remember to follow me on twitter, facebook, [blah blah blah, insert all possible contact] 

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Frankly speaking I have no idea how some people can just keep doing this over and over again on almost every of their blogpost. Are you really blogging for passion or for a living? Even if you are doing it for a living, can you at least have a few other template? A little part of me dies every time I see a blogpost like this. Some people complain about grammar about English and in fact I am not that picky cause I am not a Grammar Nazi, my English is just as bad and I treasure content over language. Moreover we are not a native English speaking country.

I just hope to see better blogposts and effort in this part of the world.

Mr.Smith, I am naggy I know. Maybe cause I am old.