I am talking about days like " Eat with your family day" if you are all confused about what I am talking about. Days like Mothers' day or Fathers' days were coined and created back in the days to remind us about a special someone/something. So what's the deal with "Eat with your family day" ? Are we as a nation that we are so busy and so sad that the gahment had to step in and remind us to get our ass home to show some love to our parents? Or is it some scholar who decide to come out with this so we can knock off 30mins before normal working hours? On top of serving it's purpose as a memorable day we are now having many days around us to encourage action which "solves" social problem. Days such as, anti aids day, pink dot, earth hour, boss day, do not drive to work day, art festival just to name a few. So what other days can we still fit into our calendar to solve some social issues or to promote certain things? What other days will I coin if i am some scholar ( which you guys shld be very very glad I am not. )
1. No Bra Day ! ( I think there is something like that already but I like it. )
Studies shows that the over wearing of bra causes thermo and leads to higher chance of breast cancer and thus I am saying that we should have a day like this to remind all ladies.
2. Go-Home-Fuck-Your-Wife-Day
One of biggest social problem we are facing currently. Low birth rate. Or maybe we can name it "Go-Home-Get-Fucked-By-Your-Hubby-Day" for the ladies.
3. ERPERP Day
This is the day where ERP price will be DOUBLED the fee so to discourage people from driving. This day could also be known as "Better traffic" or "Bigger pocket" day.
4. Social Media Day
Weee ~ as a social media enthusiast I just need to have such a day where we educate everyone about Social media. There will be no newspaper prints, no TV no radio, the only media is social media. Online Newspaper, Twitter Feed, Blogs, online TV and yes I am sure we can survive with just online Social Media.
5. Taxi Uncle Day
We have doctor day, we have nurse day, we have teachers day but we left out someone so important in our society ! The Taxi Uncle ! On this day, all the Taxi uncles will go rent free from Taxi companies and we will be allow to take taxi without surcharges !
6. Smoke Free Day
Lungs cancer is one of the biggest killer in local and we should have a smoke free day to let the smoker stay a life a little longer.
7. Porn on TV Day
We lacks of sex-education and looking at porn is like death sentence in Singapore main stream society. Thus I am proposing we have this day where porn can be easy reach, turn on tv and tune in toe frequency 69.69 MHZ to check out some porn.
8. No GST Day !
Yay ! No GST Day ! This might be a day which will encourage local to spend more, even more than GSS. 7% is actually quite a sum if you getting big items.
9. Nude Beach Day !
Not ready for a nude beach? why not we try it with a day 1st? It's good to get some sun everywhere rite ?
10. Dialect Day
It's something I guess we are missing as Singapore. When we were younger we get to watch some dialect tv shows off the TV and even TV2( malaysia channel) where we get our dose of Cantonese drama but while we were promoting Chinese we drop dialect and our local kids have no idea what is dialect all about. I speak dialect at home and I treasure the culture and had the feeling of losing it.
There you go. My 10 special Occasion for sillyport if i am the gahment. What about you ? What do you fight for and what do you promote?
2 comments:
i like this blog and Mr.Smith.
That was an interesting piece of information on handwriting analysis. Please post more about graphology. Thank you!
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