5 agonies every Pokemon GO trainers will understand.

We do not even need an intro for this article. Let's just do this.

1. Nearby/Sighting couldn't be anymore exciting. 

I know, just "a few" more and we will have a really strong pokemon.

2. Nope, just nope. 

3. I'm doing you a f*ucking favour by trying to catch you! You are everywhere! 

You are a f*ucking pidgey and you are playing hard to get? And you too Rattata.

4. After 2/5/10km of walk...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 5. I swear I was standing right beside it! 

And this conversation... I'm sure it's meant to happen this way. 

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Blissey Secret Base Pokemon Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire

IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AND JUST WANTED THE QR CODE, SKIP TO THE BOTTOM OF THE ARTICLE. 

This is one of those blog post where I will teach you how to level up your Pokemon really fast. Yes, I am 31 years old this year and I am talking about Pokemon. Because that is the only way to lead you life. To be the very best like no one ever was.

It is a story about a boy who plays with his balls and never ever grew up. Like not at all.

Anyway, the latest game which was launched recently is actually a remake of the popular Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. The remake version is known as Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.

This version of the game is one of the most complex and interesting one. Not only does it has a high replayability thanks to the "catch em all" function but also because they have the beauty contest as well as the secret base and secret pal function which was not available in the earlier version of Pokemon X and Y.

Secret Base Pal 

Basically the Secret Base Pal function allows you to play against your friend's Pokemon as well as gives you a free gift each day without going online. If you are familiar with the term "ghost data" it is pretty much how it works. You scan your friend's QR Code and tar dar~ you can play against his Pokemon once a day on a daily basis.

Speed Level 

Every games comes with a little loop hole until the developer decides to block it. So as of now, just go ahead an abuse it. How it works, basically nice people like us has create a high level pokemon team which is very easy to kill that gives you a big ass amount of exp points each time you face them off. So instead of challenging your friend, we are basically a human sand bag. If you just want to add my base so you can leech the exp, pls forward to the end of the article and if you are looking at building one of these base yourself, here's what you need.

1. Level 100 Blissey

For those who only knowns generation one pokemon, yes this is an evolved version on Chansey.

2. Delete all its move at the move deleter besides the move "healing wish" Deleting all its other move will make it struggler and die on it own when it runs out of "healing wish". What is healing wish? - The user faints. In return, the Pokemon taking its place will have its HP restored and status conditions cured. So basically it doesn't attack you but will kill itself in a single (1 to 1) battle. 

3. Level Release. 

You need this machine in order to face off with the level 100 team, or else you will only be facing off a level 50 team which gives you far less exp. How to get this machine? Go to the Battle Maison, go right until you get to the boardwalk and talk to the woman in the left house on the boardwalk.

4. Toxic Orb. This is a very silly item for Blissey to hold on to in case your Pokemon is really too weak to kill it and it will take a while to kill itself using struggle. The Toxic orb gets it badly poison and speed up its death. It can be exchanged at Battle Mansion at 16 BP each. Yes, we waste 42 BP on these 3 items.

5. Set your Battle format at the Proclamation at your base to Triple Battle only. 

No doubt the healing wish doesn't work in a triple battle but when 3 of your Pokemon faces Blissey at once, it means 3 times the exp instead of 1 time exp and 5 times of the pathetic exp share exp. Geddit? 

QR Code 

For those of you who came on to this blog because you googled, hello! For those of you who read the whole blogpost - thanks! For those of you who skipped it, well done! Scan this code and enjoy!

My base is located on the Secret Meadow. And yes, it is all about that base. 

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Ugly Pokemons are Ugly

No thanks to the sister's bf I got lured back into the whole Pokemon world. I started playing pokemon when I was 16. I thought I was already too old for this but little did I guess that I am still doing it at the age of 30 but I must say Pokemon did a big big advancement over the years.

 What I played in the year 2000

What I am playing now in 2014

After 14 years of graphics and game play advancement with my favourite being the fact that you can actually trade pokemon online instead of what we did in year 2000 where we needed a silly cable to do it.

But I am going to tell you why Smith is not that happy. The newer pokemons are UGLY!

Dragon Pokemons are one of those that I really like. Being a Chinese, Dragons are cool and after watching GOT, Dragons got even cooler.

Dragon from my childhood (All images from http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/) Not exactly fierce looking but this is one of my favourite Pokemon.

Dragon from year 2014 Pokemon X

YOU CALL THIS A DRAGON?? THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I DREW AFTER I HAD WHISKEYS. A LOT OF THEM!

Fighting Pokemon from my childhood - model after Bruce Lee

And this is the shit I saw the other day...

Wah Biang. What is this? What is this?

Legendary Pokemons are the coolest because there's only 1 per game and you need to play like X hours before you can catch one. And this is my favourite Legend because it looks like Dragonball's Frieza who is my favourite Villain of all time.

And even the new legendary pokemon looks like.. I don't even know what it looks like.

Seriously, did they like go out of budget and just ask a random kid to design all the pokemons? As much as I am very unhappy with the newer pokemons, I am still playing the game because I need to catch'em ALL!

And below are some other random Pokemon that I really dislike because they are ugly. There are a lot more but I do not want to spoilt your day as well.

P.S. Anyway, I haven't been very myself since the trip. I guess I'm having hangover. I am also too lazy to blog about my trip here since I am doing it on OMY's blog. Check it out there! http://blog.omy.sg/cebu-bohol-getaway/

I really like how we photobomb Mr.SeriouslyMan while he was working and we were just erm... Posing. LOL! 

Mr.Smith, I wanna be the very best!

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