5 questions guys wish girls wouldn't ask

If there's one thing that most of my peers probably would not agree with me about handling a marriage would probably be my take of "honesty". I mean they probably wouldn't agree with me in a social setting but they probably agree with me secretly.

Honey, I think you are a little heavy. 

I'm sure we have all read some articles somewhere on dailymail or thoughtcatalog telling you guys the importance of being honest and not keeping any secrets from your partner or how it is important to tell each other everything. #Seriously?

You know there are just this list of questions that girls like to us and the boys will go...

I'm no expert in a marriage after a few years of being in one but here's a short list of things that no guys want to answer. Do us a favour ladies. Don't even ask them if you don't want us to lie. 

1. Do you think she is prettier than me?

It really depends on who you are comparing yourself with. You know I'm lying if I said that you are hotter than Anne Hathaway. But I'm sure you are prettier than Fat Amy. But actually I really like Fat Amy.

2. Do I look fat in this?

This is flat out easy. "NO". I don't even need to explain this right?

3. I don't mind eating anything. What do you want to eat?

I don't mind anything. 

Chicken rice? Nah. Carbs. 

Fast food? Nah. Fried. later pimple

What about going Keong Saik? Hard to get parking. 

Go to a nice restaurant? Nah. I just want a quick dinner. I need to come back and do some work 

What about just eat downstairs at the foodcourt? Har? Again. sian leh. 

AND YOU TELL ME YOU DON'T MIND??? I don't know about you guys but this is really one of those things I hate the most. I actually gave it a full blogpost before. LOL. 

4. What's on your mind?

ENOUGH! ENOUGH! There's really not much on our mind sometimes. Okay, maybe there is. Golden State Warriors lost the morning's game and I'm sad. It's not about you. You are not upsetting me before until you started asking questions like these.

5. Would you remarry if I pass away before you? 

HOW TO ANSWER SUCH QUESTIONS!!! YOU TEACH ME HOW TO ANSWER!!! YOU ASK SOME MORE I WILL FIND A BEST DIVORCE LAWYER IN SINGAPORE TO DIVORCE YOU AND REMARRY IMMEDIATELY EVEN WHEN DIVORCE PROCEDURES ARE DAMN TROUBLESOME!!! #Justscreamin

Help us to help you ladies... Don't ask such shit.

I'm glad my wife never asked such questions. My advice to you guys out there if your girl ask you such shit all the time...

RUN!