9 Reasons Why All Guys Need Girl Friends.

A lot of my friends like to ask me how my wife stand me and my habit of having 10,000 female friends. Especially how much I really really enjoy taking pictures with them and them as my display picture on Facebook.

Truth is I always do it only when I think I look good in the picture and not because they look good. #TrueStory, I love myself more than you guys.

So recently another hot friend of mine wrote this article about "10 Reasons Why All Girls Need Guy Friends." which sounded very legit.

This is Jac and this is how cool we are when we hang out.

I think I am misunderstood very often for being a flirt despite having a very nice wife but the fact is that every guy still need 986751283 a few bitches nice female friend. Let Mr.Smith tell you why.

1. Because Bros don't like feelings (And don't listen)

Guys being guys doesn't really talk about feelings because we feel that it is too "gay" for two guys to talk about feelings or maybe we have too much ego in ourselves to share our problems. A guy doesn't go to another guy and share their feelings because your bro will very much just buy you a beer or simply laugh at you. Man ain't exactly the best listener around when listening to another man's problem.

2. Because your selfies look better with a girl

Because hell has no place for two men doing selfies together. And I really need to have an eye candy so my instagram pictures will have more likes from all my tiko guy friends.

3. Girlfriend/Wife Emotions Emergencies 

Erm. Ya that. One of those days when you go home and you have no clue what hit you.

4. Girlfriend/Wife Present Buying Emergencies

Buying present for a man is always way easy for a woman than a man because we man are easy like this. When it comes to woman we have to buy something nice, something romantic but yet maybe useful and sometimes we can't spend too much either but yet we can't be cheap. There's almost no winning for man unless another woman comes to the rescue.

5. Because you need someone else to laugh at your jokes

Every woman loves a funny man and a every funny man needs woman to laugh at their joke. A joke is not funny until someone else laughed at it. #TrueStory.  Girls tell me I'm funny but no, not my wife. My wife hates my joke and she rolls her eye at my joke after 12 years. Even How I Met Your Mother got a little less funny after 7,8,9 seasons. Fine, it is still funny to me.

6. My Friends are Hotter than yours

As much as bros "love each other", man being man, we are always competitive. My car is nicer than yours, my watch is more expensive or my house is bigger. You can earn those but it's really not easier to tell people that my female friends are hotter than yours. I might not be rich but I win in life. LOL.

7. To remind you that your wife is awesome
Man and woman handles relationship very differently. You go to your guy friend with a relationship problem and they will always back you up. It will always be your wife's fault or your gf fault. Sometimes they don't even listen (point number 1) and they will just bring you out for a good time and forget about it.

While on the other hand your female friends will always give you advices and give you some insights on why is your gf/wife like that and how you should appreciate her more. They always see something good and gives good advices when it comes to things like these.

8. To remind you that one wife is enough

No doubt after the 7 reasons above, I must say I love to hang out with ladies. I go out with them occasionally to catch up with them and also when my wife is too busy for me but it is also them that reminded me that one wife is enough. It can be a pain in the ass when you go on such "dates" with another woman. I thank God that I do not need to constantly going on date, searching for "the one" and go through the process of asking them what to eat over and over again. While the process of dating can be exciting, having a stable relationship is really a blessing. (sometimes)

9. Because Sexting. I mean texting

Because when you are bored while waiting for something to happen. Guy only text guys with important stuff like where to meet, what to do and NBA scores where else you can bitch with a girl anytime and anything. But I can't show you print screens because... I keep secrets. :p

P.S. My wife is like a man. We hardly chat on text because she is like that.

Mermaid Theory 

With due respect to my bro Barney, I must say that the Mermaid theory ain't all that true. Every woman/gf/wife need to allow their partner to have a female friend or two. They ain't going to turn into a mermaid at the end of the day. Platonic is real and in fact as stated above it makes a relationship better. Although we always say that there should be no secrets between couples, there are things we do not bring up and discuss to the wife, like for example how much you dislike her chewing loudly or parents in law issue. We all have a bad day or two that we need someone else to listen for a 3 opinion.

Mean while I am going to be like Jac and leave you guys with a music video too!

I LIKE GIRLS!