Honey, are we having sex tonight?

Rumour has it that all romance and sex will die after marriage which sounded really sad for anyone who is single but what is the problem behind this?

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Not too sure what is the real problem for sure but I do know some of the excuses no thanks to this angry husband who created an excel spreadsheet with regards to his almost non-existence sex life.

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Of course, anything that has to do with sex will go viral eventually and this spread sheet "spread" all over the place and many ladies shared this on their Facebook pages with some comments and I thought I would love to comment on their comments.

"You mean the wife doesn't have her period?" 
I believe this question is with reference to the fact that she didn't say "Sorry, not the right time of the month." I would say it's either because she find it too common an excuse or the fact is that "HELLO! YOU CAN STILL HAVE SEX DURING YOUR PERIOD!" I know it might look like a crime scene but the truth is that you CAN still have sex. In fact I've read article that period sex is even more pleasurable. 

"Sex should be impromptu. What do you mean you ask for sex?" 
Let's be realistic. If a man don't ask, it can be disrespectful sometimes. And in the article it also didn't specifically said that the guy "ask" as in he send in his application form. So for all we know he did try "impromptu" but still got rejected? And woman is really tough isn't it? If we ask, they comment that man are not romantic and if we don't ask it's disrespectful. We just can't win.

“He wants to have sex everyday?? Weekdays are so tiring!"
I'm not even surprised by this remark base on our birth rate. So we can't have sex on a weekday nights because we are going to do you for 6 hours shift? Comon, let's be cool about this, this will take no more than 15-30mins for some couples, so how hard (pun intended) is it on weekdays? That aside, if you can't have sex on Monday - Friday, that leaves us with Saturday and Sunday and how "romantic" and "impromptu" is that when you know your man is only "allowed" to be "impromptu" on Saturday and Sunday? #DoubleStandardMuch

What? He asked like everyday?
If base on the percentage of his success rate, can you imagine him not asking everyday? That amount of rejection spread across 3 months? A single fat boy might be having more sex than you by then.

"Don't be so petty and revengeful, you guys reject things too like washing the dishes, bringing the kids to school or going to brunch with me. I ain't going to make a spreadsheet about you too right?" 
Sure, this is one of my best reply. We reject some of these things but the fact is that I CAN get you a maid to do all the above or you can just leave it there where I will do it later but CAN you accept that I get a replacement and do the person things you do not want to do. If this is the comparison, sure. Let's make a fair trade. I'll get a maid too.

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I am not saying that as a wife you owe it to your man that you HAVE to give them sex every damn time they demand it but I am saying that yes, we understand where you are coming from (or not coming at all) but the main thing is sex is something very intimate. With it, couples can get so much closer. Without it, man being rejected from it, it can be very depressing and it makes a man feel unwanted, shitty and even angry. Yes, to some it is a need like hunger. Like I always say "when you are hungry you eat and when you are horny you fuck" but the sad truth is that we can't do that. It's really not easy for man to be all faithful if all he do is bumping into dead-end over and over again when there's a buffet out there.

Let me explain myself again, I am not saying that a successful marriage means the wife has to use sex to keep their husband but we can't deny the fact that most relationship break down starts from bad sex life.

Breaking down the pros and cons, why can't woman "give-in" (like literally) to a man for that few minutes? Or if you are lucky (or unlucky) all you need is few seconds of your life.

I know the whole "woman is an animal about feelings" thing and "really not in the mood" so are you saying that those feelings you had years ago before marriage is all gone the moment he puts a ring on you? If that's the case, how can we blame the fact that man doesn't want to put a ring on you and wants to be a player? Is it a case of being complacent once you are marriage?

I am not saying I am absolutely right, you can call me a MCP or anything but I state my point clear, if it's a few minutes of your time and effort and save a life time of misery and enjoys a happy love and wedding life, what is stopping you? I hope I don't offend any woman with this but man HAS emotions too. Like it or not, offended or not, this is what I'm writing on the man's point of view.

I will leave you with this quote from a very smart man...

Enjoy the little things in life. But I hope it's not THAT little in your case.

P.S. Man, don't you just hate it that your wife you objectify you like a baby making machine and only ask you to have sex because the doctor say tonight is a good night to make a baby? What? You think we are just a baby making machine to you? Where did all the impromptu and romance go now hur hur hur??