Random Quote Generator.

I don't know what you've heard about me. Some call me "sex blogger", "Humsup man", "that social media guy" and my wife likes to call me "top brogger" just to diss me but the truth is I am Iron man just a massive troll online.

I am not not trolling anyone with this post.  #TrueStory

I'm lucky I've earned a small voice of my own on the social web after a short period of stumbling and rolling on the web. The reason why I troll is because of things that makes me unhappy and why it makes me unhappy is simply because I set standards for myself. I might not be the best but I always try my best. It's just like how rappers rap about things around them and I just blog about things around me.

Some people think that having a voice online or being a blogger means I slack a lot and all I do is try to look good while I keep getting freebies and sponsored items, have a happening life, rub shoulders with famous people and getting freebies (Did I said that already?). The fact is that I actually spend a lot of time sitting on the toilet bowl with my pants down because I'm full of shit I need to isolate myself from all the distraction online to think of new crappy articles so you can stumble upon thanks to our SEO ecosystem that rewards strategical choice of word over good writing style.  The fact is we kinda need to work for it! IT IS HARD WORD! 

Truth is (you probably have heard me ranting about this a million times) journalism is dead especially when it comes to blogging (in Singapore). Blogging is nothing but a popularity rat race for (most) bloggers and a not so strategically planned plan by lousy marketers who awkwardly insert products to weird choice of bloggers.  It's so bad that it doesn't matter what you say or what you do but sometimes just who you are. I'm not saying I'm famous and neither am I'm saying I'm popular or like how my wife put it, "top brogger" (btw, I hate this.) since I get all the benefits and attention I'm getting as a blogger. I'm just saying we can do better than what we are doing as individual, as a sphere and as an industry.

There are people with interesting stories that doesn't share and same time people with no good stories but over sharing. (who is to say who is good and who is not?) So how now brown cow?

I'm one that appreciates wittiness, creativity and originality in articles. And today I'm going to demonstrate these awesome qualities of mine in this challenge call the "random quote generator."

Simply adding 1980s photo shoot skill, 1990s poses with 2020s hipsters caption.  This is generally the recipe to become a successful brogger!! Trust me, I'm a rat.

Photos By: Carrie Sim Photography 
Produced By: Smith Leong
Editied By: Ain't nobody got time for edit. 
Top and Shoes Sponsored by Mizuno ( World Of Sports) 
Quotes From: one of the roll of toilet paper in my restroom

Don't look down when you are sad because happiness is just ahead of you.

Challenges are only meaningful if you challenge it, else it is just another problem you are running away from.

When you have a problem, always stop to think regardless of where you are.

Achieving a dream body is easy. Just have some nightmares. 

Tomorrow will always come no matter how bad today is, so stay positive and welcome tomorrow with open arms.

Always look up and you will look slimmer on camera and that is important. 

I really wanted to eat that fruit loop this morning but there was no milk in the fridge. 

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See! Bloggers are very talented people, we don't just write but we also take nice pictures, strike sexy posers, produce nice images, direct nice films, act in shows and many many other things we do to make ourself feel important. 

You too can be a shameless blogger like me, just start a blog and work your way to the top!! Let's do it together because everything is awesome when it's done as a team! 

Mr.Smith, WHAT DOES THE TROLL SAYS? "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL"