Singapore celebrity gossips

So apparently the greatest news gossip this week is one that involves two of local "A" list media corpse celebrities. 715 and the recently single FEMALE star. So the news went round and round and I guess the biggest surprise is not them being attached but something else. I dunno how to say it any better other than using memes again.

So the story started because of scumbag "dobby":

 so she was like:

 and he thought:

 and everyone was like:

 and I was like:

*beard.(In case you are not sure what it is.) 

Soon she will be like

And she found out because

All I can say is that he is damn damn bad luck.

Life is hard being a celebrity.

Mr.Smith, sometime I am glad I am no celebrity.