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Friday, April 20, 2007

Erotic Story

 Smithankyou     4/20/2007 01:30:00 AM     Humour     No comments   
Was talking abt this w my friend and so i thot i can give it a try too!!

Teacher and little John is in a classroom after school..little john is a innocent 16 yrs old young man..

Teacher walks in naked

Teacher : Hi John..

John : erm..teach..erm..y r u naked??

Teacher : dun u like it this way?? i can see u have a hard on there??

John : omg.. i didnt notice that.. how come like that..

Teacher : oh.. i love it this way.. innocent little one.. why y give it to me.. i want whats in there.. give it all to me..

John : (puzzled) Teach.. u want my urine??

Teacher : zzzzzzz

okay.. i'm better at writing jokes i suppose :lol: #$%^&*()(*&^%$


here another one..

Wat ball is bigger den Tennis ball??

- basket ball

Wat ball is bigger den basket ball??

- Cannon Ball

Wat ball is bigger den Cannon Ball??

- My Belly... :lol:


Mr.Smith,everything also must try ma

"我就是我行我素 我沒有風度 我只有態度 你說我太酷"
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