The battle of SEX ( look carefully.. not battle FOR sex.. is OF sex)
Well i guess at many time pple do battle FOR sex but now let me talk abt battle of sex..
never realli like to use the word SEX.. as peeps nowadays just think too much abt it.. i'll prefer gender..seriously..
this topic has always been here.. pple are always fighting.. and i dunno why..
anyway.. this is a quote from my friend's blog
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Why men are the weaker sex? ( qouted: stupid white men)
1. they don't live as long. (yeah!)
2. their brains are less well formed and shrink at a faster rate then women as we all age. (hmmmmm.....)
3. they are more likely to suffer from catastrophic illness. (go figure.)
4. they are more likely to carry STDs and pass it on to unsuspecting wives and gfs. (thanks!)
5. thier bodily system are all likely to break down long before women's. (again...go figure)
6. men sex drive ends younger (ah.... wat's the point of living?)
7. men can't reproduce (yes! we official don't need you anymore)
8. they are 4times more likely to attempt suicide. (i would if i were them)
9. men lose their hair. (well u can always go for castration)
10. 3times more likely to die in an accident. ( and they say: woman driver!)
11. men aren't as smart as us....... (haa!)
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so i am actualli quoting her for quouting this stupid white men book.. and let me ans her :
Why men are the weaker sex? ( qouted: stupid white men)
1. they don't live as long. (yeah!) - Cause Women are so dumb they irritate us and killing us slowly
2. their brains are less well formed and shrink at a faster rate then women as we all age. (hmmmmm.....) - when that's cause we use it more often then u girls?
3. they are more likely to suffer from catastrophic illness. (go figure.) - yeah , i figure it out, and gues wat the cause of that is and what we actualli use it for?
4. they are more likely to carry STDs and pass it on to unsuspecting wives and gfs. (thanks!) - Results shows that women think of Sex more den men.. and after using it they blame men for it :grumble:
5. thier bodily system are all likely to break down long before women's. (again...go figure) - cause men work and women slp.
6. men sex drive ends younger (ah.... wat's the point of living?) - now now.. who's the one who started STD?
7. men can't reproduce (yes! we official don't need you anymore) - u gonna use male dog's sperm? i thot only primary school kids will give such arguement
8. they are 4times more likely to attempt suicide. (i would if i were them) - the other gender other den male is female.. and onli the male have higher chace of suiciding..let's guess what's the reason behind it?
9. men lose their hair. (well u can always go for castration) - well.. like i say.. isnt the woman the one who is stressing them too much?? Stress them why their sex drive end early, stress them over almost everything?
10. 3times more likely to die in an accident. ( and they say: woman driver!) - accident.. did they say CAR accident? oops.. if they did.. i guess they were trying to aviod those reckless woman driver.. and oh well~ it nv pays to be kind at times i guess..
11. men aren't as smart as us....... (haa!) - after being able to debate all 10 question above when he just woke up and do not even need a second thot abt such weak debating point of this article.. i beg for a differ.. :D and word best pilot,cook,police,soldier,tv producer,magician,soccer player are all MEN.. and the only award u peeps get are like best MOTHER,best FEMALE actress, best FEMALE..best.. erm.. well.. guess nothing else??
so now what's the story?? but why are men still so dependent on women? cause men are cheap!! well.. this one i cant say much but to agree.. hahaha.. women w.o bf seems always fine but men w.o gf abit more sad hahahaha~
"love is not finding someone u can live with..it is finding someone u cant live without"
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